A doggy friend of mine sent me this. In turn, I am sharing this with you.
O Christmas Tree,
O Christmas Tree,
How come we cannot
Pee on Thee
We water you out in the yard
But when inside
Mom goes retard
O Christmas Tree,
O Christmas Tree,
How come we cannot
Pee on Thee
O Christmas Tree,
O Christmas Tree,
What happiness you inspire in me
When oft at
joyous Christmas-time
Your call to me to
Water thy.
O Christmas Tree,
O Christmas Tree,
What happiness you inspire in me
O Christmas Tree,
O Christmas Tree,
Your boughs can
Smell so sweet to me
That constant pull
It says to me,
Just be a dog and
Pee on me
O Christmas Tree,
O Christmas Tree,
Your boughs get me in a whole lotta trouble